New Tory Party Anthem

We'll never live like common people
We'll never do what common people do
We'll never fail like common people
We'll never watch our life slide out of view, because we are the favoured few
Because we have plenty to do. 
We despise the common people, sing along and this might just all come true.
We’ll sneer at the common people
Patronise them even when they're trying hard, we think the things they do 
Are stupid. We think that poor is poo. 
We don’t want to live with common people, we dislike the common people. 

with apologies to Pulp: Common People